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Risqué Signs

These solid brass signs are really amusing, yet some have practical messages too. Some of the signs are informative, some humourous others downright risque all depending on your taste.

These risqué brass signs are ideal for pubs and restaurants. They require very little maintenance, and will proudly inforce your wishes for years and years.

Dimensions: Small - 53mm (2⅛") x 178mm (7"), Large - 55mm (2¼") x 278mm (11") approx.


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Solid Brass No Bloody Swearing Sign
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Solid Brass No Bloody Swearing Sign

Part Number: SP515/PBL/Small

Solid brass No Bloody Swearing sign. Supplied complete with wall plugs and fixing screws.
Dimensions:
Width: 170mm (6¾"), height: 50mm (2"), depth: 4.25mm (⅛") approx. Weight: 252g approx. FREE delivery on this item!
£11.99
Solid Brass Bulls**t Corner Sign
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Solid Brass Bulls**t Corner Sign

Part Number: SP523/PBL/Small

Solid brass Bulls**t Corner sign. Supplied complete with wall plugs and fixing screws.
Dimensions:
Width: 170mm (6¾"), height: 50mm (2"), depth: 4.25mm (⅛") approx. Weight: 252g approx. FREE delivery on this item!
£11.99
Solid Brass A Friend in Need... Sign
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Solid Brass A Friend in Need... Sign

Part Number: SP527/PBL/Large

Solid brass A Friend in Need... sign. Supplied complete with wall plugs and fixing screws.
Dimensions:
Width: 278mm (10⅞"), height: 55mm (2⅛"), depth: 4.25mm (⅛") approx. Weight: 300g approx.
£15.31
Solid Brass If You Don't Smoke... Sign
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Solid Brass If You Don't Smoke... Sign

Part Number: SP532/PBL/Large

Solid brass If you don’t Smoke... sign. Supplied complete with wall plugs and fixing screws.
Dimensions:
Width: 278mm (10⅞"), height: 55mm (2⅛"), depth: 4.25mm (⅛") approx. Weight: 300g approx.
£15.31
Solid Brass My Dad Says... Sign
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Solid Brass My Dad Says... Sign

Part Number: SP533/PBL/Large

Solid brass My Dad Says Condoms Don’t Work sign. Supplied complete with wall plugs and fixing screws.
Dimensions:
Width: 278mm (10⅞"), height: 55mm (2⅛"), depth: 4.25mm (⅛") approx. Weight: 300g approx.
£15.31
Solid Brass There's No F In Swearing Sign
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Solid Brass There's No F In Swearing Sign

Part Number: SP535/PBL/Small

Solid brass There’s No F In Swearing sign. Supplied complete with wall plugs and fixing screws.
Dimensions:
Width: 170mm (6¾"), height: 50mm (2"), depth: 4.25mm (⅛") approx. Weight: 252g approx. FREE delivery on this item!
£11.99
Solid Brass Too Busy For Bulls**t Sign
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Solid Brass Too Busy For Bulls**t Sign

Part Number: SP536/PBL/Small

Solid brass Too Busy For Bulls**t sign. Supplied complete with wall plugs and fixing screws.
Dimensions:
Width: 170mm (6¾"), height: 50mm (2"), depth: 4.25mm (⅛") approx. Weight: 252g approx. FREE delivery on this item!
£11.99
Solid Brass Happy As A Pig In S**T Sign
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Solid Brass Happy As A Pig In S**T Sign

Part Number: SP537/PBL/Small

Solid brass Happy As A Pig In S**T sign. Supplied complete with wall plugs and fixing screws.
Dimensions:
Width: 170mm (6¾"), height: 50mm (2"), depth: 4.25mm (⅛") approx. Weight: 252g approx. FREE delivery on this item!
£11.99
Solid Brass A Friend In Need Is A Pain... Sign
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Solid Brass A Friend In Need Is A Pain... Sign

Part Number: SP544/PBL/Large

Solid brass A Friend In Need Is A Pain... sign. Supplied complete with wall plugs and fixing screws.
Dimensions:
Width: 278mm (10⅞"), height: 55mm (2⅛"), depth: 4.25mm (⅛") approx. Weight: 300g approx.
£15.31
Solid Brass
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Solid Brass

Part Number: SP558/PBL/Large

Solid brass Jesus Loves You... sign. Supplied complete with wall plugs and fixing screws.
Dimensions:
Width: 278mm (10⅞"), height: 55mm (2⅛"), depth: 4.25mm (⅛") approx. Weight: 300g approx.
£15.31
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