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Humorous Signs

Our humorous solid brass signs are really amusing, yet some have practical messages too. Some of the signs are informative, some humourous others downright risque all depending on your taste.

These risqué brass signs are ideal for pubs and restaurants. Made from solid brass with embossed letters on a painted black background.

Dimensions: Small - 53mm (2⅛") x 178mm (7"), Large - 55mm (2¼") x 278mm (11") approx.
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Solid Brass Beware of the Wife Sign
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Solid Brass Beware of the Wife Sign

Part Number: SP512/PBL/Small

Solid brass Beware of the Wife sign. Supplied complete with wall plugs and fixing screws.
Dimensions:
Width: 170mm (6¾"), height: 50mm (2"), depth: 4.25mm (⅛") approx. Weight: 252g approx. FREE delivery on this item!
£12.99each
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Solid Brass Beware of the Mother in Law Sign
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Solid Brass Beware of the Mother in Law Sign

Part Number: SP513/PBL/Large

Solid brass Beware of the Mother in Law sign. Supplied complete with wall plugs and fixing screws.
Dimensions:
Width: 278mm (10⅞"), height: 55mm (2⅛"), depth: 4.25mm (⅛") approx. Weight: 300g approx.
£15.99each
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Solid Brass Save Water Drink Beer Sign
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Solid Brass Save Water Drink Beer Sign

Part Number: SP514/PBL/Small

Solid brass Save Water Drink Beer sign. Supplied complete with wall plugs and fixing screws.
Dimensions:
Width: 170mm (6¾"), height: 50mm (2"), depth: 4.25mm (⅛") approx. Weight: 252g approx. FREE delivery on this item!
£12.99each
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Solid Brass Save Water Shower with a Friend Sign
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Solid Brass Save Water Shower with a Friend Sign

Part Number: SP517/PBL/Large

Solid brass Save Water Shower with a Friend sign. Supplied complete with wall plugs and fixing screws.
Dimensions:
Width: 278mm (10⅞"), height: 55mm (2⅛"), depth: 4.25mm (⅛") approx. Weight: 300g approx.
£15.99each
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Solid Brass I Used to Be Good But... Sign
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Solid Brass I Used to Be Good But... Sign

Part Number: SP518/PBL/Large

Solid brass I Used to Be Good But Now I Am Perfect sign. Supplied complete with wall plugs and fixing screws.
Dimensions:
Width: 278mm (10⅞"), height: 55mm (2⅛"), depth: 4.25mm (⅛") approx. Weight: 300g approx.
£15.99each
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Solid Brass Golfers Do It In Bunkers Sign
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Solid Brass Golfers Do It In Bunkers Sign

Part Number: SP519/PBL/Small

Solid brass Golfers Do It In Bunkers sign. Supplied complete with wall plugs and fixing screws.
Dimensions:
Width: 170mm (6¾"), height: 50mm (2"), depth: 4.25mm (⅛") approx. Weight: 252g approx. FREE delivery on this item!
£12.99each
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Solid Brass Don’t Drink and Drive... Sign
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Solid Brass Don’t Drink and Drive... Sign

Part Number: SP520/PBL/Large

Solid brass Don’t Drink and Drive... sign. Supplied complete with wall plugs and fixing screws.
Dimensions:
Width: 278mm (10⅞"), height: 55mm (2⅛"), depth: 4.25mm (⅛") approx. Weight: 300g approx.
£15.99each
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Solid Brass Free Beer Tomorrow Sign
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Solid Brass Free Beer Tomorrow Sign

Part Number: SP521/PBL/Small

Solid brass Free Beer Tomorrow sign. Supplied complete with wall plugs and fixing screws.
Dimensions:
Width: 170mm (6¾"), height: 50mm (2"), depth: 4.25mm (⅛") approx. Weight: 252g approx. FREE delivery on this item!
£12.99each
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Solid Brass Dirty Old Men Need Love Too Sign
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Solid Brass Dirty Old Men Need Love Too Sign

Part Number: SP522/PBL/Large

Solid brass Dirty Old Men Need Love Too sign. Supplied complete with wall plugs and fixing screws.
Dimensions:
Width: 278mm (10⅞"), height: 55mm (2⅛"), depth: 4.25mm (⅛") approx. Weight: 300g approx.
£15.99each
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Solid Brass Hands Off The Barmaid Sign
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Solid Brass Hands Off The Barmaid Sign

Part Number: SP525/PBL/Small

Solid brass Hands Off The Barmaid sign. Supplied complete with wall plugs and fixing screws.
Dimensions:
Width: 170mm (6¾"), height: 50mm (2"), depth: 4.25mm (⅛") approx. Weight: 252g approx. FREE delivery on this item!
£12.99each
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